I've been living in Houston for about 5 months now, and have posted about twice. There are good reasons, which you would know if I was about to post all about them...but I'm not going to. Yet, anyway. I am breaking my blogging silence to share something with all of you (you know, all 4 of you that read this blog).
I love KFC because they serve mashed potatoes. Startling revelation, I know. I was in a fantastic part of town (yeah, sarcasm comes in the form of italics) and was waiting in line when the person in front of me ordered dog meat. Yike. I wasn't aware KFC served man's best friend. I had ordered my mashed potatoes when the person behind the counter said to the person behind me in line: "dog meat or light meat?" that I realized what was going on.
anyway, life apparently is busy enough to distract me and make me think KFC is now KFD (get it? Kentucky Fried Dogs. I crack myself up). But I'll try to, I don't know, write something remotely interesting/important/informative next time.
Oh, and I don't advocate the eating of pets...even if I don't like dogs.
4 comments:
KFC's mashed potatoes are AMAZING!! I got some of my friends hooked on them too. thanks for getting ME hooked on them! you are also amazing, more amazing than the potatoes in fact.
I want more updates!!
Your KFD story was pretty stinkin' funny, and I too LOVE the mashed potatoes. They are one of the few things I ate while pregnant.
okay, you crack me up. i love the dog on the tray
New business opportunity - MFP let's develop the business plan. I love you Jordan and the way your mind works.
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